The latest fashion from Kate Calder has been applied to these threadbare downscale brand name convertible cargo pants. An inside layer of duct tape makes the ass patch waterproof, scratchproof, bulletproof, and resistant to hot air and unwanted jobs. With a Sociometry Fair 2000 tee by Bergman Arts, it should be noted that when worn with convertible pants, Bergman suggests wearing one unzipped leg around the ankle.
4 responses to “Duct Tape Non-scratch Hobo Ass Patch”
nice ass patch dude lol
Oh, I think that looks great! I feel so proud to have contributed to the hobo-cause!
(Remember, do not put them in the dryer… 😉
Necessity is the Mother of Invention! Nice job!