I didn’t really want to like this movie, and I didn’t, but I’ll admit to squeezing some enjoyment out of it. Put little effort into it, ignore the cliches and “say wow now” effects, add a few glasses of wine, settle in on the couch with someone lovable, and it can be done. Don’t expect it to be over soon. Feel free to get up for refills without hitting pause. And if seeing a child vomit up a slug once is enough, hit the fast-forward button.